Weird-Bar Crawl with Fanatical Local


Do you want to see Portland through the eyes of its BIGGEST FAN?

Are you curious about communities that prioritize PEOPLE, SUSTAINABILITY, and CHEAP CRAFT BEERS?

Are you ready to embark on an ALL YOU CAN PORTLAND BUFFET through a walking tour featuring WEIRD BARS and LOCAL INTERACTIONS?

Then I’ve got the adventure for you: THIS TOUR.


Throw Snakes Tours prioritizes

interacting with the locals where the locals go.

I show you the soul of Portland by immersing you in its people. This means exploring neighborhood districts, drinking taps from neighborhood breweries, and getting the neighborhood perspective through interacting with the people who live here.

By the end of the walking tour, we’ll have made a mildly-inebriated adventure from seeing why the people of Portland are the attraction of the city.


people who find this tour meaningful:

  1. People who prefer to explore with welcoming friends rather than alone.

  2. People who prefer a Drink, Eat, Drink night rather than a Drink, Drink, Drink night.

  3. People who enjoy open-minded discussions and appreciate collecting new perspectives.

  4. People with no time to grow roots in the city, but want to know where they'd hang out if they lived here.

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I could see myself moving to Portland.
— Every Person, from Everywhere
Dresden has a ton of interesting information about the city, but he’s also super fun to just hang out with and talk to. Our whole group seemed like old friends.
— Erin, from Texas
This was a really cool way to step out of my own comfort zone and hit up local cool spots I wouldn’t have ever known to go to. He puts a big emphasis on inclusivity, so if you’re nervous about being in a group with total strangers, don’t! I felt like I had known this small group of people for years.
— Connor, from California
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My name's Dresden, and I'll be your guide.

I'm your friend that brings you friends on your adventure through Portland.


$44 per traveler, and I'll buy you a McMenamins draft beer!


Three hour tours on Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays, & Saturdays starting at 7:00pm.

Don't see a time frame that works? Message me to work out a private tour!


Must be 21 or older.

Please be prepared to walk two miles on sidewalk.

Please bring comfortable shoes and dress for the weather.

International travelers, please bring your passports, as Oregon bars and dispensaries are very strict on having passport IDs if you're from abroad.


HI Hawthorne Hostel, 3031 SE Hawthorne Blvd, Portland, OR

We will not be returning to our starting location.